Top Products!
 BMJ Utility Knife
All purpose knife folds for easy storage. In addition to other uses, can be used for protection in extreme situations. Available in Black, Blue, Red and Pink (shown).
Product 14896 $6.99 |
 BMJ Personal Tape Recorder
Record your notes from the crime scene or a forced confession on this handy, compact tape recorder!
Product 15797 $19.99 |
 BMJ Black Catalog Signal Interceptor
Need to hear what your siblings are up to? Find out with the Signal Interceptor (please see DISCLAIMER below.)
Product 11687 $89.99 |
 BMJ Spy Lab Spy Telescope
Check out the stars, the moon, or whatever else needs to be seen from a faraway distance! Now available in red, white, blue and gunmetal grey.
Product 754 $26.99 |
 BMJ Spy Lab Parabolic Amplifier
Hear what is happening down the hall or across the field with one of the Spy Lab's top products!
Product 26498 $36.99 |
 BMJ Crime Lab Tactical Rappelling Harness
Make an escape out a second floor window with this gear!
Product 1181 $36.99 |
 BMJ Crime Lab All-in-One Night-Noculars
Is the blackkness of night keeping you in the dark? Check out these to find your way!
Product 1433 $36.99 |
 BMJ Black Catalog Automated Locksmith
From the top secret Black Catalog! Lose your keys? The Automated Locksmith can help (please see DISCLAIMER below.)
Product 1498X $99.99 |
 BMJ Guide to Internet Invisibility
Did you post a picture you probably shouldn't have? Don't want prospective employers seeing your late night shenanigans? This guide will help wipe you off the internet
Product 17987 $8.99 |
 BMJ Black Catalog Combat Sight
From the top secret Black Catalog! Estimate distances and zoom in on your prey with the Combat Sight!
Product 2676 $46.99 |
 BMJ Tearjerker Brand Mace
Keep your enemies far away with this personal protective spray. Fits easily in a pocket or purse.
Product 17985 $6.99 |
 BMJ Crime Labe Microscope
Get a closer look at your evidence with this BMJ Crime Lab classic! Comes with 5 different 'clue' slides.
Product 1015 $36.99 |
DISCLAIMER: All BMJ products are made for the educational and entertainment use of our clients WITHIN the paramaters of local laws and regulations.
B.M.J. Enterprises will NOT be responsible for the misuse of our product.